The fact that men and women often speak different languages has long been known. It can be very difficult for us to understand each other – especially if we do not communicate face to face, but, say, in a chat. How to guess the type of interlocutor from messages and build relationships with him (and most importantly, is it worth it)?
“What did he mean?”, “What does he want to say with this emoji?”, “Why does he always answer in monosyllables?”, “Why does he write so rarely?”, “Why does he flood me with voice messages?” – many women at the stage of acquaintance with a potential partner have to ask these and many other questions. Knowing the typology of Internet interlocutors will help to understand who is hiding behind a virtual mask.
1. Lazy
The “ticks” in the WhatsApp chat turned blue a few hours ago, and he still hasn’t answered … A carousel of thoughts is spinning wildly in his head: why isn’t he writing? He does not like me! What’s stopping him? Why is he ignoring me?
What is he writing: גאָרנישט.
Preferred emoticons: emoticons? Smiles? It’s not about him!
וואס עס מיינט: no need to panic. His silence says nothing about you – you just got a very lazy specimen. If, despite this, you are still interested in him, call and arrange an appointment as soon as possible. Only live communication and time will show how lazy he is in everything else.
2.Little
No matter what questions and how many you ask, he invariably answers them in the shortest possible way. Each of his monosyllabic “yes” or “no” you perceive as a slap in the face. No matter How long effort you make, you are unlikely to be able to talk to such an interlocutor.
What is he writing: to your “Hi, I really enjoyed last night. Looking forward to Friday. See you again at seven? – he answers with the word “yes”. And all?! Yes, that’s all.
Preferred emoticon: thumbs up.
וואס עס מיינט: “laconic” communicates only basic information in the chat. Jokes, irony, flirting are not for him. Don’t take his minimalist reactions to heart: most likely, he doesn’t even understand how you perceive his style of virtual dialogue.
3. סענטימענטאַל
Such a man showers the lady of the heart with affectionate words, making her feel his longing for affection. His speech is replete with romantic metaphors and soulful passages. It seems that he is pretty hungry for love, romance and passion.
What is he writing: “When I think of you or hear your voice, my heart beats faster.”
Preferred emoticons: red heart or “kiss” emoticon.
וואס עס מיינט: his last relationship ended, if not years, then long months ago. Since then, he has managed to analyze a lot. This time he wants to do everything “right”, so he openly demonstrates that he is interested in a long-term relationship with you.
4. Mister X
For each of your messages in the chat, he has a cheeky or provocative response ready. He piques your interest either with teasing questions or pauses in communication. It is almost impossible to figure out the motives of his behavior. No clarity, but excitement and excitement – more than enough.
What is he writing: to your “Let’s meet on Saturday?” he replies: “Why only on Saturday? I see you every night in my dreams.”
Preferred emoticon: winking emoji in all variations.
וואס עס מיינט: you definitely won’t get bored with it, but it’s hardly worth waiting for something more than an exciting pastime. Often (though not always) Mr. X is a “bad boy” or even a ladies’ man. The game is his hobby, but long-term relationships, on the contrary, are not included in his plans.
5. זיין אָפּגעהיט
Your smartphone constantly vibrates. As soon as you leave for the office cooler, there are already 39 new messages in the Inbox. The talker does not need to be asked about anything – he is all at a glance. With him, you feel like watching a reality show, learning the news from his daily life in real time.
What is he writing: “Imagine, a colleague brought me a latte – despite the fact that I have lactose intolerance! I swear I told him this a thousand times. Oh yeah, and I have tennis tonight. Last time I kept score.”
Preferred emoticon: laughing emoji in different variations, several pieces in a row.
וואס עס מיינט: against his endless monologues, even humor does not help. He, apparently, is not yet ready to fully communicate. He is not interested in either the reaction or the life of the interlocutor. If even during a real meeting he talks only about himself, it’s time to break off this strange contact.
6.Slippery
Such a man does not miss a single opportunity for an obscene comment or suggestion, one sexual innuendo follows another. He is fluent in the techniques of “dirty chat”, but, alas, his messages are not very original – rather predictable. However, paradoxically, they somehow hook many of us.
What is he writing: in response to the message that you are exhausted, he writes: “I have an idea how to wake you up.”
Preferred emoticon: monkey covering his mouth.
וואס עס מיינט: hints in chat are good for keeping us on our toes, but in real life, talking with such a man usually turns out to be tedious. With such an interlocutor, as a rule, it is rather awkward and boring. Where did the macho from yesterday’s correspondence go? Don’t look, it’s not there. He will reappear in the chat if for some reason you decide to continue the conversation. And by the way, remember: unambiguous phrases and sentences do not make a good lover out of such a man.